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Mission/Onus
low culture is this other "blog" made from a bunch of "this looks like that" endeavors, by Jean-Paul Tremblay, Matt Haber, and Guy Cimbalo. But they don't even post anything anymore. "Oh, we're working on other, more enriching shit." Yeah, well fuck you, too. We hate them for that, amongst other issues. Send an email about how much you hate them, too.
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February 15, 2006A Blog Is (Still-)Born
What the fuck is this? Another goddamn blog? Worse yet, the beginnings of a so-called blog network? Someone must've smelled money and decided to get some. What? That's not money? Well then what the smells so freakin' bad? Oh, it's the sweet smell of low culture. Man, that site has been sitting dormant so long, it's starting to reek of death. In fact, didn't those two jackasses who "edit" the site pretend to die? Funny! (We wish would say, "Funny because it's true.") Let's be honest, shall we? Those guys suck. Their whole site sucked. And that's why we created i hate low culture. Think of us as a vertically-integrated always-on 24/7 multi-media roast of all things low culture with brand-extension and content-sharing opportunities available to strategic partners in web and post-web media. Translation: Another goddamn blog. Which rhymes with slog. But with a 'B.' Which stands for B-list. Which is just what those losers are. Welcome to i hate low culture: Home of the hate that hate produced. We hope you'll hate it.
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Peers
Upon whom we peer:
Editorial Director: Steven R. Boots
Editor: Recalcitrant P. Chinstraps Executive Editor: Alfred Glass Managing Editor: Bianca Goode Senior Editors: Waldo Carr (National Affairs); Leann Haywood (News); Courtney Ransom (Entertainment) Special Projects Editor: Hinged O. Clutched Associate Editors: Fritz Winter; Randi Hanks Assistant Editors: Joey C. Huff; Adrian Russell; Cameron Lehman Contributing Editors: Christy Ashley; Vincent Bray ; Guy Cimbalo; Jamie Coulter; Matt Haber; Abdul Lawal; Wendy Newsome; Jean-Paul Tremblay; Santos Vaugh; Josefa Webber Editor-at-Large: Lindsey Lusk Intern: Bruno Keith Publisher: Abdulqasem Dasilver Public Relations: Peggy Boucher |
February 23, 2006February 21, 2006A good website has concise, well-written headlines that aren't effectively full-length sentences and unedited thoughtsAlso, a good website doesn't rely on an asinine "Unintentionally Hilarious" feature for nearly every other post, e.g. below, just because they get tired of blogging and start working on more productive stuff. I hate them and their positive, non-meta-media life objectives. I hope they die. No, you know what? I hope they meta-die. Sort of like what my colleague implied. I hate my colleague, too.
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