A good website has concise, well-written headlines that aren't effectively full-length sentences and unedited thoughts

Also, a good website doesn't rely on an asinine "Unintentionally Hilarious" feature for nearly every other post, e.g. below, just because they get tired of blogging and start working on more productive stuff.

I hate them and their positive, non-meta-media life objectives. I hope they die.

No, you know what? I hope they meta-die. Sort of like what my colleague implied.

I hate my colleague, too.